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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:39

Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do modern fantasy authors approach diversity differently than previous generations?
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Don't miss the crescent moon shining close to Mars on May 31 - Space
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How does the brain decide "what" thought to attach to a feeling?
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Amazon Carries Nintendo Games Again, Including New Switch 2 Exclusives - GameSpot
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can you share 100 facts about yourself?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
No, not a chance
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
MIT Discovers Magnetic Superconductor in Pencil Lead - SciTechDaily
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Doritos, Cheetos, M&Ms and other popular snacks will soon have warning labels in Texas - KHOU
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
‘King of the Hill’ voice actor Jonathan Joss is fatally shot in Texas - The Washington Post