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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 11:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do modern fantasy authors approach diversity differently than previous generations?

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Don't miss the crescent moon shining close to Mars on May 31 - Space

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you agree that all President Trump needs to do during tonight's 6/27/24 debate is to stand quietly at the podium and simply allow Mr. Biden to go down in flames?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How does the brain decide "what" thought to attach to a feeling?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Amazon Carries Nintendo Games Again, Including New Switch 2 Exclusives - GameSpot

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can you share 100 facts about yourself?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

No, not a chance

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Which Ayurvedic ritual, dry brushing, oil pulling, or facial massage, do you want to try first?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

MIT Discovers Magnetic Superconductor in Pencil Lead - SciTechDaily

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Doritos, Cheetos, M&Ms and other popular snacks will soon have warning labels in Texas - KHOU

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Joe Milton gives 4 reasons why trade to Cowboys was a ‘blessing,’ shades Patriots’ offense - Boston.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

‘King of the Hill’ voice actor Jonathan Joss is fatally shot in Texas - The Washington Post